Published June 2016 by Fewer Than 500. Unfortunately the publication is no longer available. But you can still enjoy the story in all its sad glory:
Spat
by DL Shirey
Every day, the same thing for breakfast: cold, tasteless ridicule from a woman who owned everything but happiness, served to the husband she surely blamed for it. She couldn’t start her day without cupping her displeasure in venomous words. It didn’t matter if the man or the cat or the kitchen wallpaper sat before her, the room received invectives. Most days, more than he cared to count, the husband was there to receive them.
DL Shirey 